Anyone who may have suffered my previous blogs will appreciate that I haven't had an easy life recently. Sorry, and I hope I haven't caused any suicides or manic depressive episodes.
After reading an article about a fella in USA (where else) who has introduced a non complaining policy for 21 days, I have decided to get my complaints out of my system before joining his cult...hmm, sorry, lifestyle!
Therefore, the following are my complaints...guaranteed....
1. I am always the last one in a queue.
2. My mother/sister always visit me when I am hungover/tired/ill/house in a mess..and put it down to my assumed, dodgy lifestyle.
3. My landlord always rings me at work when I forget to put a silly voice on when I answer the phone.
4. Anyone in a 4 by 4 are stupid and can't drive..and are bloody well in my way!
5. Working with the general public, especially spoilt, rich, stay at home mums, is crap. Their brains have diminished to raisin size, leading to a total lack of reality or empathy for other human beings.
6. Traffic wardens should be rounded up and pushed off Beachy Head.
7. Ditto,VAt Inspectors, Town Councillors, thieving bastard accountants and the biased BBC management.
8. All reality 'celebrities' should be placed in stocks, pelted with custard, their earnings donated to hospices before being returned back to their untalented normal lifes and to work for their money.
9. The management of the hospitals where patients died of C-difficile should be charged with manslaughter.
10. All children should be able to read when they leave school.
11.Pointless "university courses" should be replaced with useful employment skills and trades.
12. Stop this nanny state!
13. Outlaw Ambulance chasing insurance firms
14. And, for gods sake...let us enjoy life without guilt, with the teeny portion of income we have left each month.
That over, I now cannot complain about anything for 21 days...at the end, I should feel positive, happy and peaceful....
Hmmm....love a challenge!
