Its 3am and for some bizarre reason, as in I haven't been downing bucket loads of expressos or dabbling in illegal drugs...wouldn't know where to get them!, I'm wide awake with random thoughts popping into my head...
Such as...
1. Big Brother...why? Twelve weeks of a once civilised nation obsessively watching a group of purposely ill matched individuals living together? Totally edited, set up to encourage confrontation, misery and if very lucky, a hint of sex...Initial concept was entertaining but now it's aim appears to try and attract publicity no matter how it affects people sad enough to subject themselves to this ritual humiliation.
Release Davina,(actually, release Davina from any tv programme!) and us, from this piss poor, cheap, unimaginative crap...
2. Same with the audition part of the X factor...where is Lianne anyone?
3. Why has the climate change/global warming brigade gone quiet during these weeks of wind and rain?
4. Do birds barter with each other? (Been wondering about this a lot lately...)
5. Why does your bed always feel so cosy when you have to get up...yet never quite the same or as snuggly, when you don't)
6. Why does it cost more to buy a return ticket on the channel tunnel depending on how long your away for, then a day trip ticket?
7. Why do VAT inspectors all seem to wear anoraks?
8. Why are films so long these days?
There...that's better! I may be able to sleep now....
